Turn away and slam the door!

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

stunrey:

guccier:

'i'll just have one more scoop'

duhdoydorothy:

i feel like mindy kaling is always giving amazing “showin up at ex boyfriend’s wedding lookin flawless” looks

duhdoydorothy:

i feel like mindy kaling is always giving amazing “showin up at ex boyfriend’s wedding lookin flawless” looks

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

kristoff-bjorgmans-booty:

awkward-at-best:

literally me if i get married

yes

saassu:

Lets have a romantic dinner

image

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

cynicalslut666:

IM DEAD

growlethal:

there are 7 billion people on the planet and you only interact with like a fraction of a fracton of them in your lifetime. imagine how many incredible friendships or relationships you could have but you’ll never meet or get to know those people

thepartyposse:

kohwala:

do celebrities even snapchat?

there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere